Candidate for Most Pointless Toy of the Year Award?

Welcome to another "Beyond Rodney and Jim"



Okay, so in Fred Meyer yesterday, we were looking for a gift for my little cousin that's turning 2 in a few days, and I saw what had to be the DUMBEST looking kids toy ever...



No, I didn't do any photoshop on it, this is actually a toy I saw. See, "Frogz" is some way to get kids into the "rappa-rappa-bling-bling-hanging-with-my-homies" thing. What does this frog do? Well, if you press a button, it'll start singing:

(note that the bass is moderately high here)

IT CHUR BIRTHDAY
IT CHUR BIRTHDAY
GONNA PARTY LIKE IT CHUR BIRTHDAY.

or play some song by some rapper (hopefully it's a clean one...).

Okay, I'll just say here and now: this toy has NO target audience. Only kids like the stuffed toys, but what kids are gonna like that kind of music? Anyone???

And that's why this is a candidate for Most Pointless Toy of the Year. I'll post more pointless toys later on, but for now...

PEACE OUT, HOMIE!

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Okay, you're right, that was pretty lame. Sorry.

UPDATE!: I found out that one toy did sing an unclean song! What are those people thinking?