Welcome to another "Beyond Rodney and Jim".
If the "Cooking with Rodney" episode didn't tip you off, my Mom is a terrible cook. My Dad actually cooks pretty well, but he's usually busy with something, so Mom cooks more often. Here's a pie chart:
That means 328.5 days out of the year, dinner is just next to disaster. Luckily, I often go over to Jim's for the afternoon to get out of eating it. Tina caught on to my plan, and has gone over to one of her friend's houses for one afternoon a week. She has like 5 friends, so every five weeks they pull straws to see who can keep her over first, second, third, etc.
It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't cook nasty stuff like spinach casserole (don't ask), geogia pudding (it's got black topping and gray filling), and even spam sandwiches (she often forgets to take it out of the can).
Okay, it's Blogger Participation time! Anyone who reads this post needs to tell about ONE, maybe TWO memorable disasters in the kitchen. As for me, this is Rodney Redhart signing out. That's all folks!
4 comments:
One night I was making Sloppy Joes and spaced out the whole "don't let it burn" thing.
Flash Forward: We wound up at a restaurant that night.
Oh yeah, I remember that.
I once had a heck of a time making Macaroni and Cheese, but I didn't burn the house down, so I guess it doesn't qualify as a disaster...
Excellent use of a pie chart! May I point out that it looks like Pac-man? I recently tried making Saag Paneer (an Indian dish with spinach and homemade cheese) with collard greens (because I had some that needed to be used up)and it was so awful that Craig and I tasted it and threw out the rest. I bet Rodney would love to eat at our house!
NO WAY.
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